A fork of Rural Dictionary
A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.
Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.
Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.
Male masturbation, generally when not at home.
"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"