A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Freak Show city filled with an abundance of homosexuals who paint their faces and wear skin tight clothing.Where Often you cant tell peoples genders and you have a better chance of becoming apart of a human centipede then meeting a normal person.
Im an Arts theory major who loves the same sex and is a huge creep i need to go SUNY New Paltz
A weird place where normal people are scarce, you will probably get asked to make out by another dude before a chick. The cops will literally arrest you for breathing the wrong way. If you come from a regular city you are in for a shock, for there is an array of weirdos waiting on every corner.
Some guy asked me to make out at suny new paltz the other day.. he was wearing womens clothing