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Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts* Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands." Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!" Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011