Country Dictionary

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saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 03, 2007