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Saltine Cracker

A white person that is very salty, or mad.

"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!" "Shut up you saltine cracker" *distant screeching*

by TheZephyr07 December 30, 2019

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him? Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact. Person 1: How salty? Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 February 22, 2016

saltine cracker

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.

yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy

saltine cracker

the act of a black women pouring salt on a white man during intercourse, followed by an ass biting.

did you just pull a saltine cracker? hell yeah i did now get out my house!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009

Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.

Me: Dare You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!

by C.Rose.S January 23, 2012

The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once. Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009