A fork of Rural Dictionary
Salty Ass Noun sɔ lti æs 1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such 2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.
Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.
A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.
Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't. Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!
The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!! Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
1. Butthole Fucking Juice 2.A tasty treat for whores!
(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox) "C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"
A salty ass bitch is a bitch that has no emotion, always monotoned, and just stays being salty with other bitches.
"Why does Danielle look so mad all the time?" "I don't know? She's probably a salty ass bitch."