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A general expression to summarize all environmentalist aims. It is usually used mockingly, cynically, or sarcastically.

Person 1: I'm going to Mexico to help plant trees.

Person 2: (rolling eyes) Ya, Save the Whales.

The most random thing to say during a conversation.

"And then he said that my butt was big, so I said to shove it."
"You go girl save the whales!

But shoot the seals.

Screw the whales! If they can't adapt to changes in their environment, they might as well just die out.

If you say "Save the Whales!" I'll say "Survival of the Fittest!"

Actually whales are diing because humans are over killing them, (mainly the Japanese)

whoever said that whales cant adapt to there environment should die themselves.

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."