A fork of Rural Dictionary
Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy? Olga: I did, it was amazing. Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible? Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.