A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.
"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night." "Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"
When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.
A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.
When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.
Those scrambled eggs burn.
The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, I'd love to see her topless!" "No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan." "Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night. Tony: Yeah? How'd it go? Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.