A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate by yourself. To masterbate in general..
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning.......... I'd like to scramble her eggs......
A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town? Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs! Jeanna: OK! Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!