A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having a crush on a second cousin. To have strong feelings towards a second cousin. It’s better and less weird than crushing on a first cousin or a sister. It’s legal to marry a second cousin in most places in the world. It’s still weird and considered a taboo according to certain people. Having a crush on a second cousin can result a higher risk of getting rejected compared to having a crush on a non-relative.
(Texting during October 22nd, 2018) Me: Hi Second Cousin: Hello, who is this? Me: (Says my name) Second Cousin: Oh, hi. (They greet each other) Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it? Second Cousin: Sure Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it. Second Cousin: Okay Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her) Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins. Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you. Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me. Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings. Second Cousin: Okay Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier. Second Cousin: Thanks Me: You’re welcome. (Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.) (Complaining to friends about the rejection) Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life! Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all. Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want! Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.