A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other. Bob: Are the Lakers playing? Fred: Yes. Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.