A fork of Rural Dictionary
it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit
You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.
Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.
"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"
Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending
"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."
"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"
"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"
"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.
Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?