A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.
"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."
Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated
Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever
A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."
Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.
dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"
it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth
"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"
A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?
(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack