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Shatner Head

The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.

Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something. Me: No, but I just turned 41... Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head. Me: Is it terminal? Friend: Yes.

by gakr May 24, 2013