A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?
The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!
The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony
A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!" I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?" "Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."