A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time
"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"
When someone you thought died in a show is suddenly back
What a Shia Surprise! I didn't expect that!
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask
"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"
That feeling you get when you feel like you accomplished something important, but then soon realized you either didn't need to do it, or there was no result
You stab him in the kidney. You just killed the murderer Shia LaBeouf! But wait he's not dead shia surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes