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Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).

That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

A top gun way to say hello.

Mr. Vine says "yo what up shit goose"

Top Gun way of saying hello to a friend.

Whats up Shit Goose

A terrible pledge

God damnit you stupid Shit Goose, clean that crap up.

when playing an online multi-player first person shooting game like Halo 3, the "shit goose" player often looks around the map frantically as if he/she is about to pull off the most amazing kill ever seen. The "shit goose" is often seen being a try hard, and usually failing at anything admirable. Then is called a no-life BK, or bad kid,or randy,or garbage BR, or random loser, or randy johnson.

Player 1 "oh my god, look at that BAD KID over there, being a total SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "oh yeah, thats just 481. He's always shit goosin' it"
Player 1 "WoOoOOoOoOW!!! what a try hard SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "Yeah, thats 481 for ya, SHIT GOOSE champion of the world"

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose