A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc. Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!” Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.” Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.” Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!” Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
A stack of incomplete work or documents on a co-workers desk. Items that enter the shitpile seldom get done, or they get done after the deadline, frustrating the fuck out of everyone.
"Is that the Jones report? That's low priority, so just throw it on the shit-pile"
The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.
"How's it going, Joe?" "Same shit, bigger pile. You?"
to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.
steve: hey man, hows school goin? levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.
99% of the time Kylie is wrong Jacob is right, same shit different pile
four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there" "Oh thats a real country shit pile" four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north