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Shit face

A person who posses you off to a point where you want to punch them but you rember that it's not cool to punch people.

"Dude wtf you are such a shit face."

by ultra_quick May 03, 2016

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind. 2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

by katie bahr February 04, 2003

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either: a) pretty damn sexy b) very loud c) uncontrolably unstable d) all of the above Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

by Drunken Joe October 03, 2006

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 05, 2004

Shit Face

One whom has consumed enough alchohol to bypass boligerent status

I can't believe how fucking shitfaced I am!

by Brian Bivens January 11, 2003