A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something
I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things
When you shit so hard the bricks come out
Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.
Person B: bro wtf tmi
to be extremely scared or freightened
we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks
something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted
When you see it, you will shit bricks.
when you are extremely scared or afraid of something
i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks
The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max
"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."