A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.
When your poop is long as a penis.
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!" Bobby: " Whut?"
When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try." Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out! Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!