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Catchword from 2003 used originally to describe a part of the Baghdad bombing campaign by the US. May or may not have actually happened. A prime example of irrational excitement over something taken out of context.

I've been watching the US Iraq bombings waiting to see this shock and awe thing everyone has been talking about.

A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.

I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.

Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.

"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."

You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones

I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.

When your AP US teacher gives back your tests and you're in shock because the grade you got is dramatically different from what you thought you got and then you're in awe from what grade you actually received.

Silvio: "I definitely got a 100% on that, hahaha *Looks at test grade* haha.." Gary L: "What happened?" Silvio: "Shock and Awe."

1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.

"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?" "She did?" "Shock and awe!" "Oh my God...did you see that?!?" "Shock...And...Awe..!"

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did? Jethro: No Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it