A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word particularly effective when exaggerated (SHHOOOOORRN-ZZZ)and pronounced in a deep/bassy voice. Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity. Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia) The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.
1) 4:30am on a Sunday night, slight drizzle, piercingly cold wind, the night has been used up... Gazing into an empty McDonalds Carpark, look left.. stillness.. look right..at your friend sitting in the car next to you, hands on he's ears, head down, leaning an inch away from the horn. Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!" 2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing. eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?" Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?" As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"
Intercoursed in the anus with a corn husk
"No! I don't wanna get shorn!"
A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough. Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
It’s shared but different. You haven’t shared something, you’ve shorn it.
I told you something I have never shorn with anyone