Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

showpony

STUNNING BEAUTIFUL show pony takes my breath away............showpony

truely stunning showpony all that my eyes have seen....I lust for more showpony

by edgedwellers July 06, 2006

showpony

According to Stance Houchens, a dumb blonde with big boobs. There natural environment is trailer parks and skeezy bars such as Silverado.

Naw, she ain't no showpony.

by AgeyerMon July 21, 2011

Eskimo Showpony

Inserting your nose into one’s ass hole like an Eskimo kiss and breathing out through your nose and making a neighing sound

Bro she gave me an Eskimo showpony last night”

by BigNoi April 29, 2023