A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.
Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail
A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.
Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.
To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.
I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.