A fork of Rural Dictionary
"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology." YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick? Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot. Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon