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The act of recieving a rim job while playing the game: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Person 1: I got a Skyrim job last night!
Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!
Getting sexualy satisfied from by the female head while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skryim.
Friend #1: Dude! I got dome while playing Skyrim!
Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(
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When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
the act of receiving a rim job while spitting fire
dude, i was getting a skyrim job and i totally lit my room on fire
Getting sexually satisfied by Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!
Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!
giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee
GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"
When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.
Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.
Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.
Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.