A fork of Rural Dictionary
-verb
To subject a partner, usually female, to rough and largely self-satisfying sexual activity. Commonly used in Northeast Ohio, and especially Washington, DC.
"Dude, I slamhoused Jillian last night."
The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.
In a small apartment where the bedrooms are closely adjacent to the kitchen and bathroom, you must shit over a kitchen trashcan into a Tupperware container while your roommates are home, using only an open umbrella laid on the floor to block their view of the slamhouse. Freezing the dump after the Texaco slamhouse is highly recommended. Cheers to disgust!
My roommates were completely unaware of my Texaco slamhouse till they saw a Tupperware container labeled peter North's dump in the freezer.