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Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth

Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon

by MouseXIII June 15, 2010

Slap Chop

That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.

"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 20, 2009

slap chop

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

by slapchopper2000 May 11, 2009

Slap-chop

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.

Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions

by ERV July 11, 2011

slap chop

to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.

liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel

by fishchicken January 27, 2013