A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.
Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.
A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.