A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.
If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."
Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"
when someone is acting utterly stupid
"You must be smoking a dick or something"
to give head (oral sex for the dumb asses)
aye shawty u goin smoke my dick or what
A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
When someone says somethings stupid
"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."
"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid
Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.
that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.