A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.
Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed
When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.
Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!
When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.
Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.
The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage. M: What’s that? E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!