A fork of Rural Dictionary
after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.
hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?
When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.
hey smurf village!
Another word for uncircumcised penis
Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village