A fork of Rural Dictionary
1)A helpful course, usually taught in school, where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else. 2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
Dude! I can't believe you asked if Stalin was still alive in history class! He's been dead hundreds of years! Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
1. An argument for the cause of the present. 2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders. 3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
History is in itself an example.
The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.
This country used to be part of Britain, but it's independent now.
The worlds most boring school subject
Yo i brought gun to history class to oof the teacher
POPPY:I WANY TO TIME TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST RIA:LEARN HISTORY
History is the told stories of the world, usually revolving around how one society battled/invaded/took over/had conflict with another (i.e. Americans Americanizing everything), or the internal struggles in said society. Most noticeable (and somewhat traumatic) events of history involve lots of death, despite the fact that people die every day - just in less dramatic ways. An example of this is the Pearl Harbor Bombing of World War II.
History is always written by the people who win.
Basically, your learning about dead people who have nothing to do with you. So I advise you to run.
"You and me have a whole lot of HISTORY!" Wtf did I write😂