A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more" olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say guy: yeah i know... olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded
Someone who acts weird or strange only when they are in public or around more than 2-4 people.
This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.
So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him: me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me? him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th! . . . . . (Silence) me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun. If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend. P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.
A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation. That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.
I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out
One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.
My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15. My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers. Social Retards!
One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
When she joined in the conversation, she was such a social retard. "You are such a social retard"
condition in which a person behaves inappropriately whenever they are ou in public. Such person has no idea how to act or communicate in the presence of others but does not get embarrassed because they aren't aware of their own deficiencies.
Please excuse my mother, she suffers from social retartation.