A fork of Rural Dictionary
-Knows only 3 seasons-Summer, Hurricane season, and Construction season -Always is made fun of because of their accent -Only drinks sweet tea -Some are Ohioans hopping on the Clemson bandwagon -Has to turn on the AC in the middle of January -Complains about too many tourists -Can be seen driving a lifted truck blasting country music -Says that the most northern that they have been to is North Carolina -Orders everything fried with a side of collards -Has to make his/her child's Halloween costume a tank top -Has been to Norway, Denmark, and Sweeden, South Carolina
The South Carolinian is drinking sweet tea listining to country music
One of the 1/5 Americans who cannot locate the United States on a map because they don't have a map and because our education in South Africa and the Iraq should help the US.
"Dude, I ran into someone today who didn't have a map and couldn't locate the US." "They must be a Teenage South Carolinian."