A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.
"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"
Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong
"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"
Another name for your penis.
That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.
The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.
v. masturbating
Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.