A fork of Rural Dictionary
No one expects it.
Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Ruthless inquisitors who use such torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...
People: (are not Christian) Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war? People: No... Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.
No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.
A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.
" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"