A fork of Rural Dictionary
masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels