A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.
Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.
when your high speed internet is running slow
My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet
Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung
Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial