A fork of Rural Dictionary
Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!
Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.
Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.