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A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!
i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump
On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything
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ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
Attending two or more professional sporting events in a single day. Drinking is often observed.
We're seeing the Nats on Opening Day and the Caps later that night - Super Sports Day!