A fork of Rural Dictionary
A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.
"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!
The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.
Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.
Something that is too good to be true.
Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'
"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."
The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex
The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets
Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.
“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”