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Spunk Trumpet

The turgid, erect male phallus

With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.

by cleftistecho April 01, 2017

Spunk Trumpet

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

by JP Golf Pro October 01, 2008

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 11, 2019

spunk trumpet

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

by Leigh August 01, 2003

spunk trumpet

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 04, 2021