A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"
K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job! T: Really? What does she do? K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines. T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy! K: ... K got Squired.
When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse. Thus being squired.
The missus squired me last night
To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.
I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.
A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.
Morning squire, are we winning today? G'day squire, how are you going today?