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Starfish Surprise

When during the course of sex you slip your member into your partners ass without mentioning it first.

I was doin her doggy style last night and slipped her the old starfish surprise. Man she went wild.

by Gators #1 September 16, 2009

starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 09, 2012