A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.
The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.
After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain