A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person. Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person. The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew. All the money... Twice the testosterone!
Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp... Marc: What did you say Motherfucker? Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something? Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch" Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!
A person who, at first appearance doesn't appear Jewish, but upon further conversation, reveals him/herself to be.
A: So, what did you do over the weekend? B: I fasted. A: Wait, why? B: It was Yom Kippur... duh. A: Wait, you're Jewish? B: Yeah, I'm a Stealth Jew.