A fork of Rural Dictionary
GLaDOS is a fembot that hates you, and then emphasizes this in a very sarcastic song at the end of Portal.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will be still alive still alive still alive
Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.
The Monkees? Are they still alive?
Because you matter. I totally understand if you are going through a hard time, I am too! you are not alone. other people in the world need you. it dosen't matter if you are "weird" or "out of the ordinary" you are perfect and fine just the way you are. i believe in you, and you will always have my support no matter whtat you do or who you are, you are perfect just the way you are.
also stop asking urself "why am i still alive" you'll only question it more and... well- who knows what would happen-
This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to state my satisfaction Theres no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the Science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive My name is Regina George And I’m a huge deal Fear me, love me, stand and stare At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real I've got money and looks I’m like drunk with power This whole enrichment centre humps my leg Like a Chihuahua I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen That filter you use looks just like me My name is Regina George (uh-huh) I do what I must because I can For the good of all of us And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh) I don't care who you are i feel fantastic and I'm still alive I don't care how you feel I'm doing science and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive Go ahead and leave me maybe you'll find someone else to help you maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE Anyway this power is great It's so good for me look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look at others it makes me glad I'm not them i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive and believe me I’m still alive and when your dead I’ll be still alive Regina George is the queen We're just drones that work for her And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin
still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality